You know, maybe it’s not sensible to plan to get kittens later. I’m just saying. I’m not getting any younger. If I’m going to get kittens, maybe now isn’t such a bad time. After all, I only have six spaniels. If I kept two kittens, my personal pet population would still be in single digits. Oh, look how CUTE they are, playing tag across my toes at bedtime.
FINE, now is a good time for kittens. You know what plain tabbies need? Pretentious names that roll with dignity off the tongue. Meet Maximilian (orange) and Magdalene (gray), who are my kittens now. Want a pair of kittens? Sorry, you’ll have to get your own!